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HAPPY DEEPAVALI

Thursday, November 11, 2004
The only known visitor to my blog who could be celebrating Deepavali is Sashi. He left a comment in the Hi Society! post. Happy Deepavali Sashi. I have other friends who celebrate Deepavali. There is Ravi and there is his brother Prasad. Both are wonderful people but hopeless at computers. I have been trying to persuade them to get a PC for themselves and get on the Net. I have to share stuffs that I found on the Net by making hard copies and snail-mail them to the brothers in Kuala Terengganu. Stuffs like these:

(ENGLISH IN FOREIGN LANDS) -from many sources

In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodist.
A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
On the tap in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towel please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

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9 CommentsOldStyle:
  • That's hilarious.

    Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri to Pok Ku and family.

    By Blogger Nectar, at 2:08 PM  
  • heh hehh hehhh... Inglis... Engrish...

    Selamat Ber-Hari Raya to Pok Ku & family. :)

    By Blogger Jane Johan, at 3:03 PM  
  • Selamat Hari Raya Pok Ku!
    -uneeq

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  • And we thought Malaysian are bad. Selamat Hari Raya Pok Ku. Mintak maaf jika ada terkasar bahasa.

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