Di Bawoh Rang Ikang Kering
Random Ramblings of A Retired Retainer


Sunday, March 25, 2007
I got this from Hoya, my friend in Turkey:

A purple woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a green man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the stewardess. “Madam, what is the matter?” the stewardess asked.

“You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. “You placed me next to a green man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the stewardess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.”

The stewardess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.”

Before the woman could say anything, the stewardess continued: "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.” She turned to the green man, and said, “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.”

At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. This is a true story.

I changed the colours though because I have Kermit's "It Is Not Easy Being Green". Anyone wants it?