SUCCESS STORIES?

While indulging in a "try to eat everything" buffet at Paya Serai, I was given the following by a new friend. I will share it with you without comments. You read it without prejudice.

MEN:
At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is having really good friends.
At age 20, success is "getting laid."
At age 35, success is making lots of money.
At age 60, success is "getting laid."
At age 70, success is having really good friends.
At age 80, success is not peeing in your pants.

WOMEN:
At 8- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18-You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!