WHO'S THE BOSS

WARNING: MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
Last week we had a number of people trying their best (or their worst) to be the boss or remain the boss. It reminded me of a story that I read off a poster a long long time ago. Skip this if you have heard the story before.

Once upon a time the various parts of the body quarrelled on who should be the boss. The brain said " I think for all of you. I should be the boss".
"No!" said the eyes. "We see for all of you. We should be the boss."
"But we carry all of you everywhere," said the legs. "We should be the boss".
In the midst of all the noise they all heard a squeak. It was the anus. He too wanted to be the boss.
They all laughed at him. The anus took offence and clammed up.
In a few days the head became groggy and the brain could not function. The eyes became red and watery. The legs went wobbly and unsteady. They could not stand the anus clamming up. So they all decided to let him be the boss.
That is how the asshole became the boss.

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