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Saturday, December 25, 2004

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Usual old man's advice: If you drive, don't drink. If you drink, don't drive. The person you hit might be a blogger.

Talking about blogger, Jordan wrote about wanting to play a musical instrument. Somehow I remembered this story, which, I must warn you, is not for the faint-hearted:

Once upon a time there was a great king who loved the arts and most everything else.
He commanded that the best musicians be invited to play before him.
And they came.
And they played, very well.

The king was pleased. He commanded that gold coins be stuffed into each musician's instrument.
Everyone was happy except the poor flautist. His thin flute didn't get many gold coins stuffed.
The king commanded that the musicians perform again the next night.

That night, the king was not in a very good mood. His haemorrhoid was acting up. He found everything wrong with the music. In the middle of the jazz fusion rendition of Chan Mali Chan, the king stood up and bellowed that each musician's (musical) instrument be stuffed in the player's posterior.
Again, the flautist was not happy.

So Jordan, don't choose the flute , please?

Peace & Goodwill to All!

| 12:01 AM :: ::
34 CommentsOldStyle:
  • i hope the flautist was a Sufi, HAHAHAH


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:19 AM  
  • Peace and Goodwill to you...

    From Elisa , I knew about this blog

    By Blogger Rosram, at 12:30 AM  
  • I can't type properly..stomach cramps.......ROFLOL

    Tabik Sepering Skali

    By Blogger Sham, at 12:44 AM  
  • ....and everybody gathers round Pok Ku*, the world's famous Penglipurlara, for their bedtime stories... ;-)
    (*Pok Ku's blog)

    By Blogger Honeytar, at 12:51 AM  
  • Merry Christmas everybody!
    *waiting patiently for boxing day*

    By Blogger atiza, at 1:19 AM  
  • Pok Ku.. now that's a story alright.

    Anyway, I've linked you up to my blog

    By Blogger Amir EtCetera, at 1:57 AM  
  • And remember kids Vote for him...Pok Ku about the teh tarik with your campaign manager, Usually ad hoc..depending on location..hehehe.. usually a mid point.

    By Blogger Sham, at 2:48 AM  
  • hahahaha! nice one. merry x-mas!

    cheers :)

    By Blogger saRah, at 9:10 AM  
  • Note to self: stick with the guitar. ;)

    By Blogger Jordan F. MacVay, at 11:26 AM  
  • Yeah Jordan, since I play the guitar, I think I'll just stick to it even though thoughts of learning how to play the clarinet has crossed my mind before.

    By Blogger Kok Bi, at 6:31 PM  
  • haha. good story. the punch line hit me like a truck. never expect it.

    merry christmas and happy new year to you, pok ku and all who drop by. (no happy holidays from me).

    By Blogger Lucia Lai, at 10:56 PM  
  • Pok Ku, I've just got this cool cd consist of the poems declamated in Terengganu's lingo. The most interesting is the poems in Bahasa Ulu (Kuala Berang).

    When i listened to that, the first thing that flashes into my mind is you.

    Really want to share the cd with you. How ?

    By Blogger d'arkampo, at 3:56 PM  
  • oh my god. *laughs*

    By Blogger soft flame, at 6:03 PM  
  • riza:
    Sufi? Hmmmm..why?

    Welcome to the gang!

    I need a rebab to be a Tok Selampit. :D

    Happy Birthday!

    Thank you and welcome tyo the gang!

    Merry Xmas!

    Capital idea.

    Get a bassist and a drummer and you and Jordan can get a band going.

    Lucia Lai:
    Can't celebrate? Awwww..Why?

    Intersting. We have to arrange something.

    I hope I didn't shock you too much.

    By Blogger Bustaman, at 10:26 PM  
  • PokKu- I remember the same story of japanese asking the Malayan to find the most exotic fruits. Well, bagero , the japanese , dont like the Malaysian fruits so he asked to shaft the fruits into the anus . Just imagine what happened to the one who brought durians !!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:41 PM  
  • at least the flautist had to shove a flute up the behind. imagine the chap with the double bass.

    or the drummer.

    By Blogger kudo, at 5:15 PM  
  • uugghh..its in the middle of the nite yet your post and your pics are making me hungry. next time must make sure to have some food within reach when i read your wonderful blog. Flute? I'd settle for the guitar anytime. At least my ability is not effected by my smoking :P kekekek

    Cheers!!! :D

    By Blogger hyelbaine, at 12:40 AM  
  • I feel bad for the guy who played the drums. Just imagine the pain.

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